Nerding (v): it’s a bit like birding, except that you are not seeking out nerds. You ARE the nerds. And you seek out nerdy things at which to direct your inner nerd. On this day, we succeeding in nerding magnificently. Oh yes, we did.
First off, let me say that the BnB we stayed at in Wellington was phenomenal. Views, comfort, delicious breakfast, the works.

Across the street was the bay. It was gorgeous.
Anyway, we had a tour to get to that morning. A tour at the Weta Workshop, a place of creativity, wonder, and engineering. The Weta Workshop designs props and sets for many movies. Among these movies, of course, was the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies. We started off in the gift shop, milling around until our tour began.

This is actually outside of the gift shop. Just a tiny taste of what was to come. (Not to mention the troll stench. Ew.)

Gollum welcomed us into the shop. Just… don’t look at the price tag. We sort of went around the shop as if it were a museum: a place where items are stared at rather than purchased.

And this Uruk-Hai growling at a Christmas tree is just hilarious. In the shop, weapons and models lined the shelves.
Our tour began. Unfortunately, photography is not allowed in the workshop. Although the projects are created there, the workshop may not own the rights to the images themselves. Plus, they were working on projects that obviously haven’t been in theaters yet. This made the workshop tour so incredibly real. It is where the team does the work. We even saw a guy designing a demon on his computer in Z Brush. He seemed pretty casual about the whole thing.
The high ceilings had beams across them supporting models of creatures, masks, sets, and more. Everywhere you looked, there was something new. A full suit of Sauron’s armor. A gun from District 9. Many different sets of chain mail. A mini 3D printer, working away. We passed around Thorin Oakenshield’s shield. We gawked and drooled and asked questions. Everything your nerdy dreams are made of, my friends. The Weta Workshop has it. You can learn more at their website by following this link. (And no, I’m not getting paid for this blog post.)
The design process fascinated me. It starts, of course, with an idea. That idea is developed in software such as Autodesk Maya or Z Brush. This can be 3D printed or CNC cut. This version is taken to artists who carve more details into the form. Then a cast is made in silicon. The cast can be used again and again to create props out of most types of plastic. These final versions are painted, and you see them on the big screen. For weapons, often there is a master version made in aluminum that is then used to make a simpler plastic version: the metal one is for detail shots, but the plastic one is used for combat.
I really can’t do the place justice. I had to manually hold my jaw in place to keep it from dropping every few seconds. I really love seeing technology and art come together so seamlessly.
When we left the workshop, we began the second leg of our geeky Wellington adventure. We drove down the beautiful coast to find Red Rocks, or perhaps in more familiar terms, The Black Gate.

An army once marched here, Frodo and Sam watching from a nearby cliff. Rewatching The Two Towers is definitely on our to-do list when we return home.

As the Gate begins to close, Sam sees their one chance to sneak into Mordor. He leaves their cliff hide out and stumbles down a slope of rocks, in which he gets stuck. Frodo scrambles down and hides them both in his Elvish cloak just in time. Of course, we aren’t 100% sure, but we know the scenes were filmed in the area and this seems pretty close!
Next, we went back into town to find Mount Victoria. Now, you have to understand something… Wellington is like a crazier version of San Francisco in the way it is laid out. Streets wind their way up and down hills right to the coast. It’s really difficult to navigate. So on our way to the base of Mount Victoria, we instead ended up on a road that took us to the lookout.

A view of Wellington. We soon made it to our destination, and wandered through the trees, guided only by GPS and our memories of the movies. We sought the scene just outside of the Shire, where Frodo urges to fellow Hobbits to “Get off the road!” and they all hide under some tree roots from the approaching Nazgul. It was, admittedly, more popular than we thought. We followed a sign simply stating “Hobbits’ Hideaway.”

Get off the road!!!! **insert darkness and mist here**

Scared Hobbits hiding. Obviously the giant tree roots in the movie were synthetic, but this seems like the right place. Or close enough.
We were tired nerds at this place, so we found ourselves a late afternoon snack and explored downtown Wellington. It’s a pretty cool city. We had one last thing to find.

This is it.
Are you surprised?

It’s a pirate themed speakeasy. Ahoy!
*****Written by Checkers*****